Dear Pauline ......
I had just hung up the phone after buying some
short term insurance for my car. It was a painless procedure to order. I
just called my insurance man and told him I needed short term car
insurance and I needed it fast! Out of the corner of my eye, I saw
something move across the room. It was in the shadows, but I knew I saw
movement. As I got up to walk over to the spot, I saw a flash of black
running towards me. I was scared at first, but then calmed down when I
realized it was just a two-headed baboon.
My neighbourhood was once over-run by the pests, but recent attempts to
trap and relocate them to the forest had worked well. In fact, I hadn’t
seen a two-headed baboon in almost a year. I grabbed the baboon by the
throats (the way they like to be held) and calmed him down a bit. I could
tell it was hungry, so I a cooked up a big batch of pancakes and fed him
at the table. After eating three plates of pancakes, the two-headed
baboon became calm and eventually fell asleep with his face in his
plate. I could see the syrup in his hair.
I quietly went out side and retrieved a baboon cage from previous
trappings. I set up the device in the kitchen and placed a bowl of ale
in the far corner of the cage. As I let out a sharp whistle, the baboon
came to life and again ran right at me. I grabbed him by the throat with
one hand and pointed to the ale in the cage with my other. He saw the
bowl and squirmed free of my grip and made a dash to the waiting ale. I
walked over and closed the cage-door and went upstairs to take a nap.
When I awoke a couple of hours later, I remembered there was a
two-headed baboon downstairs, so I grabbed a pair of socks and went off
to take care of it. It’s common knowledge that two-headed baboons are
terrified of socks. I walked up to the cage and pulled the socks from
behind my back. The baboon fainted onto the floor of his enclosure. I
knew he would be out for several hours, so I put the two-headed baboon
in the back seat of my car and drove to the countryside. When I was deep
in the forest and away from all civilization, I pulled over and dragged
him out of the car and into the woods. He was still sleeping when I
You know, this is a perfect example of why someone needs temporary car
insurance. Without temporary car insurance, I would have no way to take
care of two-headed baboons or any two-headed creatures that might come
into my house.