Dear Pauline: My husband still sports a battered old trilby, which I think is old-fashioned. When is it correct for a gentleman to wear a hat? Pauline answers: Many men derive pleasure from smoking after intercourse. If his habit upsets you, why not suggest that he does it privately, in another room.
Dear Pauline: My boyfriend insists on smoking a cigarette after we have made love together. I am a non-smoker and find his habit distasteful. How can I stop him?Pauline answers: Try inserting a mousetrap, baited with a little cheese. A single short, sharp nip on the little rascal usually does the trick.
Dear Pauline: Although my wife and I are in our 60s we are still very loving together, in a physical way. Do we still need to use contraception? Pauline answers: Although it was once very popular, this habit has largely died out except at weddings, funerals and formal occasions such as the opening of parliament and the lord mayor's show.
Dear Pauline: Horrors! A mousehole has just appeared in the skirting boards of my kitchen. How do I get rid of it? Pauline says: Don't worry. You are extremely unlikely to get pregnant at your age, so carry on having your fun!
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