Dear Pauline: When I turned my TV set on this morning there was a bright green flash followed by a buzzing noise and the whole screen went blank. I am unemployed and cannot afford to pay a repair man. What should I do? Pauline answers: Whilst full intercourse is the only thing that will satisfy many men, he may accept manual stimulation instead. It's worth a try at least!
Dear Pauline: My wife, who is 38, is usually very sensible and placid but once a month she becomes nervous and irritable, usually around the 22nd of the month. What is wrong? Pauline answers: This sounds like a short circuit in the secondary dynamometer and is a very expensive problem to repair. New models give far better service so I would consider a complete replacement if I were you.
Dear Pauline: Patsy, my much-loved Citroen 2CV, has started to smoke badly when it starts up in the morning. Suggestions please. Pauline answers: This sounds like pre-menstrual tension and is very common. Be patient, the symptoms usually disappear after 45.
Dear Pauline: I have just re-married but, although I find my new husband very attractive, intercourse is painful for me so I have been unable to consummate the marriage and my husband is becoming very frustrated. How can I satisfy him? We are both in our 40s. Pauline says: Try having it serviced, that may solve the problem. If not, it's time for a re-bore I'm afraid!
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